Sailing, much like flying, is one of those things where one thing leads to another. A little mistake here, another goof there, and the next thing you know you have a crisis on your hands. In this case \u201cin your hands.\u201d It is that time of life, I guess, where stuff starts to break down, and one thing leads to another. <\/p>\n
Yesterday was supposed to be just a little routine prostate biopsy at the urologist. The first sign, was when he claimed the little guy was of prodigious proportions (not his words). Next came the inability to pee immediately after the invasive procedure at the other portal of the waste control system. That didn\u2019t alarm me as I have never gone down this road before. I didn\u2019t know I should be alarmed. But a couple hours later when still not able to evacuate and having followed the instructions to be drinking lots of water the impression that something was wrong materialized.<\/p>\n
First stop was urgent care. The only thing learned there was that they don\u2019t have the same resources as other facilities connected to the same hospital complex. So they send me to the emergency room after an attempt to insert a catheter, but I need a narrower one, and they don\u2019t have smaller. Only have to walk a block to the ER and start the intake process again.<\/p>\n
First thing that happens there is doing an ultrasound of the bladder to determine that yes, indeed, there are 870cc in there. \u201cI\u2019ll bet you have to really pee.\u201d No Piss, Purloin. I lost track of how many different sizes or attempts at getting a catheter in to my bladder they attempted over the next few hours, but the whole time the bladder would occasionally try to do it\u2019s job. Morphine didn\u2019t help, other pain killers didn\u2019t seem to help. Essentially it was a titanic struggle between a furious bladder and a rogue prostate and in between was the hapless urethra. <\/p>\n
Finally a urologist resident came to save the day with technology! He had a camera in a catheter that was \u201csmall,\u201d only 16 mm. He couldn\u2019t fool me, and he knew it. But the camera was the trick as he was able to finally get a catheter in. Instant relief. Eureka!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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