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<\/p>\nWent to a local bar to watch the Wild playoff game (crap, they lost) last night and as my luck would have it I had to use the men\u2019s room, ostensibly for the same purpose as the jerk who chose to break his beer bottle in the urinal. Wow. I bet that was really funny when he did it but it didn\u2019t look all that humorous when I went in there. <\/p>\n
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This rant goes into the category of \u201closing faith in the future.\u201d Or perhaps it might be better to put it into the category of \u201cwhy did you have any faith in our future in the first place?\u201d What really irks me is that you know the guy is a coward because he doesn\u2019t do that kind of stuff when somebody might be watching. Am I jumping to conclusions here? Am I convicting the guy without due process? Of course there are scenarios. He could have set the bottle on the urinal while playing with\u2026 while urinating and it slid off and fell directly into the urinal shattering the bliss. Possible. But then a \u201cgood\u201d guy would have notified one of the bartender ladies. Which didn\u2019t happen, because someone else notified one of the gals and she went in with a broom and dustpan to clean it up. She came out saying \u201cWell, you didn\u2019t tell me it was IN the urinal!\u201d <\/p>\n
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So what\u2019s the conclusion here? He was a short jerk. Reminds me of a Randy Newman song. <\/p>\n
https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/album\/short-people\/id95981154?i=95980807&ign-mpt=uo%3D4<\/a><\/p>\n Short People got no reason They got little hands Well, I don’t want no Short People Short People are just the same Short People got nobody They got little baby legs Went to a local bar to watch the Wild playoff game (crap, they lost) last night and as my luck would have it I had to use the men\u2019s room, ostensibly for the same purpose as the jerk who chose to break his beer bottle in the urinal. Wow. I bet that was really funny […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-losingit","category-macjournal","category-5-id","category-2-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kevinlieder.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kevinlieder.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kevinlieder.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kevinlieder.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kevinlieder.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kevinlieder.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":51,"href":"https:\/\/kevinlieder.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions\/51"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kevinlieder.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kevinlieder.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kevinlieder.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nShort People got no reason
\nShort People got no reason
\nTo live<\/p>\n
\nLittle eyes
\nThey walk around
\nTellin’ great big lies
\nThey got little noses
\nAnd tiny little teeth
\nThey wear platform shoes
\nOn their nasty little feet<\/p>\n
\nDon’t want no Short People
\nDon’t want no Short People
\n`Round here<\/p>\n
\nAs you and I
\n(A Fool Such As I)
\nAll men are brothers
\nUntil the day they die
\n(It’s A Wonderful World)<\/p>\n
\nShort People got nobody
\nShort People got nobody
\nTo love<\/p>\n
\nThat stand so low
\nYou got to pick ’em up
\nJust to say hello
\nThey got little cars
\nThat go beep, beep, beep
\nThey got little voices
\nGoin’ peep, peep, peep
\nThey got grubby little fingers
\nAnd dirty little minds
\nThey’re gonna get you every time
\nWell, I don’t want no Short People
\nDon’t want no Short People
\nDon’t want no Short People
\n‘Round here<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"